- Green Guilt Giant: Environmentally Militant, it could be noble to have such a thing as one of your sensibilities if I didn't know this was just another way to manifest guilt about something.
- Frightened Adult: Wearing a beige sweater and skirt, FA is a hand ringing alarmist who is terrified of lead pencils and other sharp objects. She is responsible for making me wear my seatbelt and never letting me get drunk.
- Naugahide Man: He wears a dirty white undershirt, blue plaid boxer shorts and one of those baseball caps that holds two beer cans and a long straw and sits in a fake leather recliner at the left of the long table. He hates everything I do. He knows nothing is going to work and that if someone likes me, they just haven't known me long enough. He is single handedly responsible for keeping me from having a writing career twenty years ago.
- Librarian: Has no other function other than muttering "Oh, really?"
- God Bothering Gospel Dependent Bible Banging Foot Dragger: Morality Watch
The Bickers: Decision Time - "Where did he go?" "Down there. Down those steps." "Okay. Wait. I have to take these pumps off. Shh." "Don't shh me. He was watching us. He was takin...
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